January 2012
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ed hardy + constant nose picking+ loud as fuck+...
my brother makes jon gosselin seem like a refined intellectual omfg
happy new year everybody
im at disney and i want to kill myself
too.much.cheer.
December 2011
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spent the day out with my brother and his wife and kids
they knew we were going to be out all day and didnt bring a single diaper, wipe, or snack with them. in fact my sis in law thinks a clutch bag constitutes as a purse for an adult woman out with her children.
jfc disney is going to be a nightmare.
“Let’s forget what successful people have in common, if there’s a thing...”
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staying for a week FML
i’ve been at my parents house less than 8 hours and its already like my childhood
eating meals alone in my room because parents/sibs/cousins all gang up on me the second i try to join them YAY
constantly having my weight and nose (still too flat after my nosejob apparently, thanks for the feedback) brought up every five mins AWESOME
every embarassing moment of my childhood is just so...
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lol i didnt know that this blog was being monitored, homeland security style
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i lol when i look through my dash and see someone complain about being tumblr bullied and i check their blog and see that theyve been posting personal attacks on other people for dayssss and the “bullying” is just people calling them out on it.
ITS ONLY BULLYING WHEN PEOPLE DO IT TO ME, BAWWWWWW :’(
“Either if I see a YouTube film or read a blog, my eyes go below to the bottom of...”
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omg london y u so expensive
i wish i were adventurous enough to just move out of the country with a suitcase and $50, like many musicians claim to have done, because it is taking me forever to save up the 5 grand cushion i promised myself to have so i dont end up a crackwhore or a temp.
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woah jessica from true blood on law and order with christopher meloni is on right now, lol
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this dude came into the store today in a fucking thick leather jacket. its 85 degrees outside.
he reminded me of this boy i went to highschool with who had badly bleached blond hair and a floor length leather duster. it was too spot on NOT to be an homage to spike from buffy but he always claimed to have never seen the show.
liar.
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